Regardless of the reviews I think I'll refrain from attending

Why tho?

Where i live in the sandhills our well draws from the aquafer, and it tastes like God's own special reserve. I take gallon jugs of it with me whenever I leave town

Ya know it's really not a bad idea as long as nobody gets the bright idea to actually run the trucks for heat

Like the Phoenix MySpace will rise from the ashes of Facebook reborn

Tonight wasn't going to be a whisky night, but fuck it I'm good and sad now.

Absolute unit

This seems like it should be a black comedy tiger meme

Fight till the powder's gone and drink till the barrel's dry. Fuckin A right gents

Baron and Melania look like sims to start with

So i had just started a new job, and wanting to kinda spif myself up I decided to shave my beard. Not all the way off mind you, just like a few inches shorter. So i shave the night before, and when I got to work the next day my boss didn't even recognize me when I walked through the door! That's the power of facial hair

I mean really if he's not causing problems what concern is he to the courts? Sounds like uppity people fucking with something they just don't like

I love factual nature memes

Well I was on the fence about getting the game, but now I'm sold

I unfortunately do this with cars. My latest rescue was literally in the wrecker's yard waiting to be crushed

Oh fuck yeah