I just now noticed they foreshadowed abraham's death in this by giving daryl his rifle

There are no wrecks in rallycross, only style points

I smile at the booty, and the booty smiles back

He's still the most unnatural looking motherfucker I've ever seen

Cuz the weeknd has a discography that isn't almost entirely breakup/ex songs. T swizzle is very much a one trick pony anymore

Regardless of the reviews I think I'll refrain from attending

Why tho?

Where i live in the sandhills our well draws from the aquafer, and it tastes like God's own special reserve. I take gallon jugs of it with me whenever I leave town

Ya know it's really not a bad idea as long as nobody gets the bright idea to actually run the trucks for heat

Like the Phoenix MySpace will rise from the ashes of Facebook reborn

Tonight wasn't going to be a whisky night, but fuck it I'm good and sad now.

Absolute unit

This seems like it should be a black comedy tiger meme

Fight till the powder's gone and drink till the barrel's dry. Fuckin A right gents