The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Disney better make this happen. 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
A commercial flop that garnered critical praise and became a cult classic
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Whiskey maturing every year 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Oh no, that bottom line is where it starts getting truly special
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Just Elon Musk being Elon Musk 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The way wall street is speculating Telsa maybe ol muskie aught to spend more time actually running his company
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Oh shit handle 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The oh shit handle is for when shits about to get wild
Hit and sunk 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
We think it because it's true
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Petco 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Too precious
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RA RA RASPUTIN 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
There was a cat that really was gone
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This looks sweet! 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Using tom hardy's mouth to talk maybe?
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This looks sweet! 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Im hyped as hell for it, i just hope the studio doesnt try to force it into a pg13 rating. Venom is a dark as hell character and i hope they do it justice
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Kids these days!! 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The bottom right two definitely wont summon satan. Might steal some body parts tho
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requestng b o op on sunny snoo t 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*boop*
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Beautiful heart 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Latte looks a little cold to me
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What 9 years can do to Mr. Bond 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
And friendlier looking
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What did your uni/college give you? 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Debt
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Surge review 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
First surge, now jolt, im excited to see what gets brought back next
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Shall we bomb them to learn them manners ? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Technically all alchohol is slightly poisionous, thats what makes it work
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Yup, pretty much sums it up 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I just now noticed they foreshadowed abraham's death in this by giving daryl his rifle
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Eye for eye and...He deserved it 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The thing is, where do you draw the line between retribution and revenge? What's justice to one might be cruel to another, it's all dependant on your perception
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How could he 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Oh hell no I'm not gonna die in a shallow desert grave
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There is only one true Raven 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
That's a pretty low bar to be honest
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Racing car crashed into a ditch? No problem, my friend! 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
There are no wrecks in rallycross, only style points
Shoddy Job 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The typos don't make this any less true
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Eternal Sunshine of a spotless underwear. 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I smile at the booty, and the booty smiles back
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And so it begins 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
He's still the most unnatural looking motherfucker I've ever seen
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Simple as that 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Cuz the weeknd has a discography that isn't almost entirely breakup/ex songs. T swizzle is very much a one trick pony anymore
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