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Or the scooby gang 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Only problen being thats a 66 GTO/tempest not an impala

thats where babies come from 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

A very eloquent summation

Absolute madlad! HE DID IT! 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Hah get fucked VICE

thats where babies come from 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I wanna touch the pole

Meat is murder? Yeah, right 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

People like that should be tried for animal cruelty

I'm glad I don't come across stuff like this at 1am 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

So if you think about it, there are as many different realities as there are people in the world

How everyone knows 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I used to be able to pick my truck door up off of the hinges while it was closed. Best truck I've ever had

9 awful fantasies 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Plus the hammer could easily be a softer metal since the sword steel would be hot and maliable while they're forging it

Hmmm, okaaay.. 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Dex- 0
Strength-100

Disney better make this happen. 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

A commercial flop that garnered critical praise and became a cult classic

Whiskey maturing every year 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Oh no, that bottom line is where it starts getting truly special

Just Elon Musk being Elon Musk 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The way wall street is speculating Telsa maybe ol muskie aught to spend more time actually running his company

Oh shit handle 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The oh shit handle is for when shits about to get wild

Hit and sunk 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

We think it because it's true

Petco 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Too precious

RA RA RASPUTIN 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

There was a cat that really was gone

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This looks sweet! 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Using tom hardy's mouth to talk maybe?

This looks sweet! 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Im hyped as hell for it, i just hope the studio doesnt try to force it into a pg13 rating. Venom is a dark as hell character and i hope they do it justice

Kids these days!! 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The bottom right two definitely wont summon satan. Might steal some body parts tho

requestng b o op on sunny snoo t 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

*boop*

Beautiful heart 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Latte looks a little cold to me

What 9 years can do to Mr. Bond 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

And friendlier looking

What did your uni/college give you? 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Debt

Surge review 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

First surge, now jolt, im excited to see what gets brought back next

Shall we bomb them to learn them manners ? 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Technically all alchohol is slightly poisionous, thats what makes it work