The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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A librated jewish holocaust survivor turning the tables, circa 1945 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Better man than me for not pulling the trigger
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Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Ohhh see i was thinking the black was the outline of the rockers, i getcha now
Berlin Fall 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*soviet anthem plays in distance*
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Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Arent the chevrons fucked up for first sergeant tho? I only see 2
Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Staff sarn't plank
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I saw a building once...long ago 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
All the plains states are. Unless you live here you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between nebraska, iowa, kansas, indiana, Illinois, ohio, and prolly northern missouri and oklahoma
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Avengers stunt doubles 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Caps double looks more like clint than clints double
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Is this the real life 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
No escape from reality...
I can relate 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I mean sex is sex, but the emotional intamacy that makes up the fluffy stuff just feels, I dunno, special? But I'm emotionally fucked up so YMMV
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Hmmmmmm 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKA FACKING SPACE ALIEN I CANT BREATHE
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How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Well you're not wrong
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How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may
He was probably lion there in regret 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*Sarcastically plays god's plan*
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This puppy was reported lmao 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Looks like a weiner dog to me
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I love you 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Its lacking All Might saying something hilariously cheesy
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12 minutes tall 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
12 MOA
Or the scooby gang 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Only problen being thats a 66 GTO/tempest not an impala
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thats where babies come from 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
A very eloquent summation
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Absolute madlad! HE DID IT! 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Hah get fucked VICE
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thats where babies come from 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I wanna touch the pole
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Meat is murder? Yeah, right 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
People like that should be tried for animal cruelty
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I'm glad I don't come across stuff like this at 1am 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
So if you think about it, there are as many different realities as there are people in the world
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How everyone knows 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I used to be able to pick my truck door up off of the hinges while it was closed. Best truck I've ever had
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9 awful fantasies 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Plus the hammer could easily be a softer metal since the sword steel would be hot and maliable while they're forging it
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Hmmm, okaaay.. 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Dex- 0
Strength-100
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