The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
For the last fucking time, neckbeards wear TRILBIES, Humphrey Bogart hardboiled types wear fedoras ffs
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22 more 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Meh, I'll be dead WAAAAY before that ever happens
Whale sharks - oslob, cebu island, phillipines 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Aren't full grown whale sharks like 30ft long? Must be lil' babies
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He can’t be stopped 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Though a lot of spoiled brats say "my" when its really not
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not a puppy anymore, but still a good boy 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Looks like falcor
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Pleasure room 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
That joke was a little too nasty and I apologize
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Modern tech 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Reminds me of the celestial pool table from death parade
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Pleasure room 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
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Smart cars 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Id rock the smaudi. Might have to sawzall some head holes though
A librated jewish holocaust survivor turning the tables, circa 1945 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Better man than me for not pulling the trigger
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Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Ohhh see i was thinking the black was the outline of the rockers, i getcha now
Berlin Fall 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*soviet anthem plays in distance*
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Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Arent the chevrons fucked up for first sergeant tho? I only see 2
Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Staff sarn't plank
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I saw a building once...long ago 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
All the plains states are. Unless you live here you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between nebraska, iowa, kansas, indiana, Illinois, ohio, and prolly northern missouri and oklahoma
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Avengers stunt doubles 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Caps double looks more like clint than clints double
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Is this the real life 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
No escape from reality...
I can relate 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I mean sex is sex, but the emotional intamacy that makes up the fluffy stuff just feels, I dunno, special? But I'm emotionally fucked up so YMMV
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Hmmmmmm 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKA FACKING SPACE ALIEN I CANT BREATHE
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How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Well you're not wrong
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How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may
He was probably lion there in regret 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*Sarcastically plays god's plan*
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This puppy was reported lmao 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Looks like a weiner dog to me
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I love you 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Its lacking All Might saying something hilariously cheesy
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12 minutes tall 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
12 MOA