The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Prosthetic hand in action 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Automail... guys thats fucking AUTOMAIL
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Arm wrestling gone wrong 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
He had an underlying problem if arm wrestling dislocated it like that
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Send nudes 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Please don't fuck the children
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Same same but different 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The carton is the superior drink
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It's a real place 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Hghghgjhgjhgjhgjhgjhg
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What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
@scatmandingo yeah it may not have aged well, but its still one of, if not the most iconic metallica song
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What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Fuck yes, thats a perfect example. When it first kicks up around the 2 min mark and you're like "ok, this is kinda intense" and then it gets even louder you're like "oh fuck"
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What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I don't have a real favorite, but i love when a metal song is put together just right. When the drums and guitars all rush in and just fuckin HAMMER, and you can really feel the emotion in the singer's voice, and just when you think its maxed on volume it kicks up and the guitars are screaming and you can hear the singers voice near breaking and its just aaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC
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The real invisible man 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Im on android mobile
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The real invisible man 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
This was me again. Anybody else having problems with funsub randomly logging you out?
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Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I have no beef with fancy people or their fancy hats
You're a disspointment 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
**diss-ointment
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Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Well said
Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Nah, I just hate trilbies and neckbeards, especially when they're combined
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22 more 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I mean probably. Be kinda cool to witness the sun finally burning out I 'spose
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He's right you know 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Dissapointing
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Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
For the last fucking time, neckbeards wear TRILBIES, Humphrey Bogart hardboiled types wear fedoras ffs
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the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Meh, I'll be dead WAAAAY before that ever happens
Whale sharks - oslob, cebu island, phillipines 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Aren't full grown whale sharks like 30ft long? Must be lil' babies
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He can’t be stopped 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Though a lot of spoiled brats say "my" when its really not
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not a puppy anymore, but still a good boy 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Looks like falcor
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Pleasure room 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
That joke was a little too nasty and I apologize
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Modern tech 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Reminds me of the celestial pool table from death parade
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Pleasure room 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
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Smart cars 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Id rock the smaudi. Might have to sawzall some head holes though
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