the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Silly fox 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I can, however, see someone stoned to the bone giving away edibles by mistake. Regardless of intent I'm sure its happened in one form or another
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Oh billy. 8 comments
The tricuspid valve of the heart 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
A replacement valve to be precise, note the stitching around the perimeter of the valve
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Repairs two years of damage! 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Please no, i was waaaay more fucked up 2 years ago please don't drag me back
Fisherman sees what he pulls up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Thats when you whip out your snake pistol, pop him in the forehead and change your dinner plans
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Alert the church elders 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Bible writer guy: ay yo god how many days it take you to make the sun?
God: fuck dude, like...4 days?
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God: fuck dude, like...4 days?
Going out for a dam walk 3 comments
Prosthetic hand in action 5 comments
Arm wrestling gone wrong 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
He had an underlying problem if arm wrestling dislocated it like that
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Same same but different 3 comments
What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
@scatmandingo yeah it may not have aged well, but its still one of, if not the most iconic metallica song
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Edited 6 years ago
What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Fuck yes, thats a perfect example. When it first kicks up around the 2 min mark and you're like "ok, this is kinda intense" and then it gets even louder you're like "oh fuck"
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What song can you feel deep in your soul 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I don't have a real favorite, but i love when a metal song is put together just right. When the drums and guitars all rush in and just fuckin HAMMER, and you can really feel the emotion in the singer's voice, and just when you think its maxed on volume it kicks up and the guitars are screaming and you can hear the singers voice near breaking and its just aaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC
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The real invisible man 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
This was me again. Anybody else having problems with funsub randomly logging you out?
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Nice guys 10 comments
Nice guys 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Nah, I just hate trilbies and neckbeards, especially when they're combined
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22 more 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I mean probably. Be kinda cool to witness the sun finally burning out I 'spose
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