the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Bad luck Brian : Prison Edition 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The devil doesn't like being cheated
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Don't move a muscle 1 comments
Just a woman posing with a tornado, 1989 6 comments
Benghazi then and now 4 comments
Work first play later 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Im not out camping so I can get pissed at an inanimate object, im here for a good time. And I don't need power and a shower, i just want something i can drag down the jeep trails to keep me and my shit dry in a storm
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Work first play later 5 comments
The top of this camper is a boat 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Yep yep, and there are rod holder slots hidden behind the tail lights of the wagon pulling it
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German intensifies 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Everybody laughs, but I'm sad to say that'll be the states too eventually
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1940s sound effect in comic books 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Having been hit with a piece of sheet steel, I can confirm that it does in fact make a WANK noise.
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Double evil 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Meh, its not like they're uncomfortable. Ugly sure, i wouldn't want to be seen in them, but they're pretty comfy. And a class period's what, 30 to 50min, depending on where you are? Stow them after class and go on about your buisiness
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Edited 6 years ago
Double evil 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
@thatguyyouknow oh please, they're probably like what, 5 cents at goodwill? For a free homework assignment? Worth it every fucking day of the week. I'm a proud man, but not too proud to play a teacher's game to score some free points
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Edited 6 years ago
Double evil 9 comments
Silly fox 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I can, however, see someone stoned to the bone giving away edibles by mistake. Regardless of intent I'm sure its happened in one form or another
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Oh billy. 8 comments
The tricuspid valve of the heart 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
A replacement valve to be precise, note the stitching around the perimeter of the valve
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Repairs two years of damage! 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Please no, i was waaaay more fucked up 2 years ago please don't drag me back
Fisherman sees what he pulls up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Thats when you whip out your snake pistol, pop him in the forehead and change your dinner plans
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Alert the church elders 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Bible writer guy: ay yo god how many days it take you to make the sun?
God: fuck dude, like...4 days?
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God: fuck dude, like...4 days?
Going out for a dam walk 3 comments
