the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Who drinks protein shakes? 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
*sheepishly raises hand* I drink protein shakes
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Looks at that face 3 comments
Actually, I think I know the answer 6 comments
They better not send this one back 8 comments
Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan) at the age of 50 14 comments
They are similar, but they are in fact not 8 comments
Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
Magpie takes donations for local bird refuge 2 comments
Careful outside 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Eh it's all good, doc says it's benign and not likely to come back. I appreciate it though :)
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Careful outside 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Plus you can get skin cancer. I've got to go get a chunk taken off because i'm an asshole and didn't use sun screen
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the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
That's true, but it's when it devolves into a neurosis that compels you to berate somebody else who doesn't do it as safely as you might that it becomes a problem. There really isn't a way to make old cars safer, and if you don't want to drive them that's totally fine, but don't come after me because i prefer them over modern cars
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the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Oh get over yourselves. I'm not saying go out and fucking die, I'm saying if you let percieved safety dictate what you do then it's gonna be a long, boring life. Life isn't safe, you could drop dead right now for absolutely no reason, so why should I sweat driving an old car? Besides if you really think driving is so dangerous that you need a safety bubble then maybe just take the bus
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the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Yeah, actually it is. Life without risk isn't life, and I'd much rather live a short life doing what i love than live a long one full of regret
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the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
@ajhedges maybe, but I'm of the thinking that a car's soul isn't something they're built with, but rather a manifestation of character that comes from years of love and appreciation from their owners. A new car can certainly aquire a soul, but they don't start with it.
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the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I don't. Classic steel 'till i fucking die (I do see how it would appeal to the safety conscious, but new cars have no soul)
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