I really like this, except if anyone's wearing a button down with the collar popped it's the square boyfriend

Hardcore

I suppose not, though I empathize with your shitty childhood and repressed sexuality

Yeah nobody is drinking more than one sip of vodka by accident

Are you me?

That was much more in depth than I had anticipated

Is it that op is gay?

Do what?

Who do?

What power?

It'd raise the resistance but they'd still get a healthy zap

Which makes her brave because... why exactly?

It is very tacky and extremely cringy, but it's also completely harmless, and being so up in arms about it shows a disinterest in putting up with someone else's ideas, stupid or not, which is a lot of what marriage is. My point stands

Its a woman's reflection in the frame of the door, so either fake story or the mom has an awesome sense of humor