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the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Gotta love the noodles 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Thank you for your service 14 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Thanks pups

Good morning 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

My goodness

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Horrifying existence 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Or just get your own separate router and have your non wacko roomies split the bill

I love these, please comment some of yours 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Jim? JIM?! *runs across the parking lot through traffic* Jim how the fuck are ya ya motherfucking sonuva bitch!

Get ghosted 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Especially catholic churches

How I scout the average rent prices in the area 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

If by CA lifestyle you mean being an entitled prick to everyone then yeah. California is a shitshow

How I scout the average rent prices in the area 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I go by how many California/ uber liberal bumper stickers per block. It's not enough that they ruined their own state, the fucking transplants have to go and fuck up other states too

Cursed image 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Weird, theres a black honda near me with plates that say senpai

Cardboard modding at its finest 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Easily +30 horse at the crank

Armageddonouttahere 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Theres literal DAYS worth of movies outlining all the ways that could go wrong

He's the smart one 36 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Lawn-jerry?

RIP 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Imagine how uncomfortable that must've been for drake

These things 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I don't know about that one. We've kinda reached a point where reliable cars for people who don't wrench are scarce at a cash price point. Plus credit is essential nowadays and thats one of the best ways to build it

"Girls can kiss each other without being gay" 23 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Your next door neighbor is gay

Can I go home now 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The angry eldest son that solves his frustration over his broken family by fucking off to the lake to get piss drunk with the cool uncle who also hates their shitty family

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Is this true? 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

... I should really go to bed

Is this true? 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I've never read a more aussie fact

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What did you get for free 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Yeah just because it's not out of pocket doesn't mean its free. They definitely payed for it

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