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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Well drawn cat 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Cake

Interstellar 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Basically a 100 year old line of math nearly broke a multimillion dollar uber computer

Oh no 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Poor baby

This moose was struck by lightning 21 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Portrait of a hard motherfucker

Omaha, nebraska 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

No Nebraska's just fucking weird
Source: born and raised here

Pizza after this 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I still don't get why eating healthy has to mean constant salads. If we were meant to only eat vegitation we would be a vastly different creature

Worth dying for 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Now that I've googled it, yep thats the one. That was back before they opened it, and they had only speculated about the liquid

Worth dying for 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Whatever happened with the black sarcophagus? Last I heard they were gonna let somebody drink it, then it just fell off the earth

Wear your seatbelt 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Cuz fuck you ( but joking aside some people just find it uncomfortable, plus the lap belts in some classics are WAY more dangerous than going without

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Duelling 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I think its less about how easily people are actually offended, and more about how most of the things people get so up in arms about are stupid non-issues.

There was a massive over supply of bike sharing companies in China 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

They've definitely hit the dystopia stage

It currently takes 2,600,000 bolivars to buy a roll of toilet paper in Venezuela 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Why not just wipe your ass with bolivars at this point?

Watermelon smoked to look like meat 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

That is... deeply unsettling. Its like if smoked meat came out looking super raw

Wat iz wooman 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Thats kinda sketchy when presented without context

This is so funny. 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Legend

#MeToo 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

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This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Sick

Shut your mouth 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I dunno, he was pretty good at flying into helicopter rotors

But why? 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I was gifted one of these. Put it on the biggest wrench I own

Nothing wrong with this 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I was actually in the drive thru of a dairy queen when this first popped up on fresh

I actually played that game 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Secondary question: do two centaurs have the possibilty of creating an all human or all horse offspring? Or is my understanding of genetics fucked?

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That's what happens if you leaving a young girl with a cat 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

"Am I pretty now?"

Time for a new design team 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

They knew exactly what they were doing

Sleep deprivation in a nutshell 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Pic taken moments before the photographer was stabbed

There's a party there and we're not invited 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

DJ Hulkamania BROTHER