The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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A magical phone charger 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Alchemic shiz actually
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Elon no! 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I really think everybody gives ol' musky a little too much credit for Telsa's success. Sure he did, and probably still does to some extent, some of the technical work, but all he's done for them lately is cause problems by being a loudmouth.
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Rhino Dragon 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Thats more than likely the result of a label being typed in one language and then translated to another
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Drug pipe 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I mean you could probably make a pipe out of a tire gauge pretty easily
That's how much comes out 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I don't like what this is implying
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So the human left you too 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
This makes me 110% sadder than the original
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Independent 4-wheel suspension 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Engineering boner E N G A G E
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My friend sends me random shit 66.0~ 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Happens so often for me that I get paranoid whenever a day starts out too good
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Girls trying to flirt 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
"Was she flirting or is she just clumsy?"- guy who wants to make a move but isn't confident with reading signals
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Kicks are for Kids 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Or a real crisp high five
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Kicks are for Kids 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I mean I'd kick most kids for 10 mil, but maybe I'm just an asshole
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Rocket boosted tank 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The soviets, so yeah
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I just wonder if the one in front of him is the boss 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
That's St. Mattis in the picture frame
Red tailed hawk in Alabama that survived an arrow shot through it 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Not even worried about it
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We are meme generators 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
-Me leaving therapy
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Cobra chicken 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Accurate
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Human tears 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
And definitely not cruelty free
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Is manual better than automatic? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Of course
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True 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Shit I'm like that now
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1955 bentley sultan rebodied roadster 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The fenders have sections that open up
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Looks like the one my dad had 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Man I'd kill to find a complete cabinet like that. Analog audio rocks
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Small town stuff 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Because we know it's worse elsewhere
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PlayStation in a pool 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Conversation pits are my shit, so this pleases me
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Wait a minute 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*tags the chief*
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