the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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American beer 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Better than the cold piss they sell in molson cans
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
In my area mountain lions are the only real threat, but go any farther north you start getting into bears and moose, which are pretty stout and aggressive to boot
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
For some of us in extremely rural locales it is genuinely for defense. Im a half hour from help, and it only takes a few seconds for pissed off wildlife or some psycho to waste you.
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
And unless you have damn near a file cabinet's worth of paperwork just possessing a machine gun will put you in prison. What about this is so hard for die hard uber liberals to grasp? They act like you can walk into walmart and just buy a fucking machine gun
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Toby 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The shelter called the austin ASPCA and they found him a new home. And the family got flayed on every social media platform around
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Terrifying 9 comments
Big Facts. I’m touching my neck as we speak 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
My right leg and ankle still ache in the cold from a 4 wheeler wreck when i was 14
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Sweatpants for life 23 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
People who complain about jeans are usually the ones that think they only come in skinny. Loose jeans are the tits
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It's 2018, just wear deodorant! 30 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
If you walk up to me smelling like shit and act offended when I point it out I'm spraying you with a whole ass bottle of lysol
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Just trying to save lives and stack stacks 12 comments
Just trying to save lives and stack stacks 12 comments
They banned this istead of real guns tho 3 comments
Euphrynichus amanica. The Whipspider. 100% harmless to humans 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I want to be grossed out, BUT LOOK AT ITS LIL' GRABBERS! Its fucking cute
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Rip beard :( 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Dude's lucky it's not RIP face. That's why i only let my beard get so long
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The best things are worth fighting for 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Oh for sure, but I still think it'd be a hoot. Not that I condone the damaging and theft of private property of course :)
The best things are worth fighting for 6 comments
The best things are worth fighting for 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little excited at the prospect
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Edited 6 years ago
Don't say a thing 20 comments
They ripped off such a well-known brand 5 comments
A magical phone charger 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Likely based on Germanic/Nordic runes yes, but as a whole it's an "alchemic" symbol from an anime called fullmetal alchemist
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