the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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9 year old kid accused of sexual assault? 26 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen happen, good on him for not taking her lazy apology
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Get f*cked you corrupt ghoul 21 comments
Fed ex 3 comments
Hercules beetle: Larvae-pupa-adult 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
They must spawn (breed? I dunno) rarely and in small numbers if they're that sought after
Hercules beetle: Larvae-pupa-adult 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Do people keep these as pets? Like just run up to your friend, beetle in hand, and be like "yo check out mah STABBIN BUG" be kinda rad
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Numbers on the toaster 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I mean the degree of toastiness increases in relation to minutes past, so he's not wrong
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Yepp 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
You obviously haven't seen me in a suit. I look like a brick wrapped in linen (think cartoon mobster)
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When your marketing team does no research 8 comments
Comic con 2018 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
As impressive as the armor is, I'm more impressed by the fact that the dude looks like Heath Ledger's doppelganger
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This bridge in Finland 2 comments
Bears are sniffing 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The bigger question is why does russia have so many barrels of jet fuel just laying around?
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Cat saw something 6 comments
Worth repeating since many out there don't know the difference 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Furthermore, bacteria in your body can build a tolerance to antibiotics over time, lessening their effectiveness when you do need 'em
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
@scatmandingo the comment about being outgunned was the one I hadn't seen. and thanks on the username btw :)
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Thats fair. And to @chakun's credit an insurgency would be incredibly viable, we've been tied up in Afghanistan for damn near 20 years fighting dudes with soviet surplus and clapped out Hiluxes
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
@scatmandingo the writing is "a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state" which considering the context means defense against a tyranical government.
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15 rounds will do 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
In all honesty probably not when dealing with animals, but put in that situation I'll hedge my bets however I can
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