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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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I had no idea this was possible 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Freaky natural aero engineering

*Clap clap* 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

If you've finally your purpose, and you don't think you deserve it, if you don't know how to be happy clap your hands! *clap* *clap*

Waka - waka 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Bro it's pacman

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Consequences 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Thats just awful... you have to marinate game for a good few hours at least.

Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Within the scope of your assignment. Anything more is a serious control issue

Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Do you work for disney?

American school in one pic 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Underrated joke

It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The way this was typed I was expecting it to spell something out

It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

"Go suck start a 12 gauge" is still my favorite

Horrible Isn't It? 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Hotel? Trivago

Ressurection 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Fixed

Ressurection 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Robin Williams.

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Guy group texts all his ex-girlfriends on Christmas 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Gemma seems awesome

Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Don't imagine so, moss doesn't hold on very tight, but I'm fairly certain it serves as camo from predators so you wouldn't want to

Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Bright green mohawk with a blue bloods cop mustache. Stylin'

Michelle Carter guilty 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Context matters. A person of trust urging someone to kill themself when they're needing help is WAAAAY different from people writing mean comments

Michelle Carter guilty 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Yeah but she just got let off easy on involuntary manslaughter charges. 15 months and 5 years probabtion is apparently the value of a life

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NOOOOPE 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Those fucking things suck. They're super agressive and the bites hurt like hell. Into the fire pit with you, demon!

Yes this is a thing now! 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I hate the feeling of metal on my teeth, so that's a no from me

Confirmed mad lad John Paul Jones 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I've got a stock of revolution/badass history memes I'm saving for next summer

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A little thing you can do with your cords 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Want. Anybody got a link?

What's your mom yelling about? 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Yep, I didn't know the term for a baby antelope, so i said fawn

A "no" would have been more polite, sir 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

That actually hurts my heart to watch

I guess going to public pool is one of them. I can't imagine how people swim in it 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Coming to mY GODDAMN LAKE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TOURIST SCUM

What's your mom yelling about? 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

You can see the doe in the distance watching the cheetah with (presumably) her fawn