I feel that

Smells like burning leather

The fact that tourists kill the thing they're coming to see is true for any attraction

Forbidden knowledge

Also called a plecostomus, or "that fucking prick that stabbed me while i was trying to clean the fish tank goddamn it that fucking hurt"

Because pussy is shorthand for "pusillanimous" meaning timid or weak willed

I bless the rains down in aaafricaaa

Beautiful, but now I wonder; if you're a resident of Hamburg does that make you a hamburger?

Dunno, but he's about to clock somebody with the holy beating stick

So it's a baler. Now make it into a tiny implement I can tow around my desk with a tiny tractor

This is why I leave the hitch in my truck (not for catching plates obviously, but for wrecks in general)

As a Nebraskan this surprises me because I've never even seen a Chick-Fil-A

I love how you can see the forced evolution of dogs throughout history but cats have been largely the same for eons

I need context for the left one

That child embodies the true spirit of hockey

James and Ozzy being dudes, Fred looking like he got lost and wandered in, and Manson looking like a crossroads demon called into being by the first two