The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Hydra 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
I dunno that could probably fit in a pocket
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Bf: Please dont wrap present in duckttape Me: Okay okay no duckttape this time 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
For the uninitiated, red loctite is a thread locker for things that will never, ever be taken back apart
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Extinguishing candles with a container of gas 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Fun fact it also makes you sound like Satan when inhaled
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Action movie guys named Chris: A guide 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Who in their right mind would replace Chris Evans with Chris Pine in the chris-fecta? Everybody knows he's the superior chris
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My art #no filter 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Nice fat stack of dimes. Well done.
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I just saw this movie 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
I really hate the quality of this picture. It's not even a screen cap, it looks like somebody took a pic of an old tube tv
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It truly is a blessing I'm not bald 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Happens to long haired dudes too
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NYOOOOOM 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Fur missile
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Being a man 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
"I don't understand why girls always pick chad instead of me, even though I'm a total gentleman" -that guy, a total sociopath
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"I support the working class, provided they vote the way I want and agree with what I say" 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Hidden cuz I don't like guests. Fight me
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Truth of the laborer 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
If anything more people need to skip school. Theres a serious shortage of tradespeople and a serious glut of spoiled brats who think their degree in interpretive basketweaving entitles them to a six figure salary.
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title 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
When you wake up still drunk and realize you have to work
CDPR going the complete opposite direction! 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
This will be the game to make me break down and build a pc. Just too damn gorgeous
NASA photos from Mars make it feel not as... Martian 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Just looks like arizona really
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FüR kaiser 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
And here I thought I wouldn't get my daily dose of imperial german memes. Good show
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Death row 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Impacts his reputation though, which is worth a good deal to a lawyer
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Death row 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Yeah but I feel like a really good lawyer wouldn't have taken such an idiot for a client
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The devel sixteen, $2,000,000, 5,007 horsepower, 320mph production hypercar 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Beautiful, brutally fast, and completely useless anywhere but a perfectly paved track
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In Avengers, when Loki is imprisoned, you can see his thermal reading (bottom right 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Him turning into a snake is apparently more than just symbolic imagery
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The way things usually work 21 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
If that's the case then I'm the saddest, weakest person I know
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World's most badass statue (God of war, China) 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
"Badass stone golem crafted to do battle with some slumbering ancient evil, should it ever awaken."- what I would like to believe
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Politely yet firmly: GET THE *** OUT! 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The final season of samurai jack is the standard for how to properly reboot a long dead series
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I wanna be this guy when I'm older 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Thankfully. Though they've fought that a couple of times with war trophies
I wanna be this guy when I'm older 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
And then uncle sam confiscated and promptly destroyed it since, ya know, guns are bad and all that horseshit