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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Here we go again 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I haven't seen captain marvel yet, but isn't she just a Kree uber soldier like in agents?

Here we go again 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Dude it's literally in the trailer

Unionized 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Whoever organized this shelf deserves a raise! 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

And a refill on their adderall script

Imagine this 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

If vaporwave was a room

that's a sweet touch 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

But then the opposite is also true. Frosting is cake dressing

Just an eye test 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Mind your business narc

Castlevania ending hits all your feelings 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Still the best depiction of loss and depression I've seen in a show, and a shining example of how to make a sympathetic villain

Castlevania ending hits all your feelings 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

It's a still from the show

Taco 12 pack all day long 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

That's the good shit. Why's it gotta be so bad for you?

Xylocopa Caerulea, the naturally blue carpenter bee 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Hehe, "bluebees"

Taco 12 pack all day long 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

"Yeah I'll take a... fuckin uhh... just gimme like... fuck like 3?... Yeah 3... 3 meat n' tatter burritos... OH AND ONE OF THOSE FUCKIN BAJA FREEZER THINGS"

When your mom leaves you with your siblings for a moment 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Yeah its set up to be pretty good, even if Carmilla isn't as good a villain as Dracula

When your mom leaves you with your siblings for a moment 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I still really like how they handled season 2 of Castlevania

They're all so adorable 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

It doesn't look real somehow

Man I feel so old and I am still 20..I think that my best years have already passed 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Wait why is Jake long in the one picture twice?

Had me laugh more than expected 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Wasn't it modeled after the archetypes of the four wizards that founded the school? (Idk I didn't read the books)

His reflection looks more like Loki than he does lmao 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Never really been into Tom Hiddleston, but scruffy dad Tom is kinda doin' it for me

Quality over price 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

When buying shit tickets always fly first class

Life saving technology 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Really? Now I have to see it

When you have an actual government 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

...who wrote something like 70 pages of manifesto outlining exactly what he wanted and why

My Halloween mask this year 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Oh the interesting lives bots lead

Just some dudes who went to the Moon 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Really diggin' Buzz's suit with the stars and bars socks

The Golden Plover matches the mossy Arctic nesting site perfectly 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Moss babies

Here come the white k***hts 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Oooooooh I get it now