the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy— The_average_Gatsby Report User
Unionized 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Oh shit I just now saw the URLs. My account predates this post, so I am the most average Gatsby, all others are imitations
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Here we go again 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I haven't seen captain marvel yet, but isn't she just a Kree uber soldier like in agents?
that's a sweet touch 2 comments
Castlevania ending hits all your feelings 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Still the best depiction of loss and depression I've seen in a show, and a shining example of how to make a sympathetic villain
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Castlevania ending hits all your feelings 5 comments
Taco 12 pack all day long 5 comments
Taco 12 pack all day long 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
"Yeah I'll take a... fuckin uhh... just gimme like... fuck like 3?... Yeah 3... 3 meat n' tatter burritos... OH AND ONE OF THOSE FUCKIN BAJA FREEZER THINGS"
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When your mom leaves you with your siblings for a moment 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Yeah its set up to be pretty good, even if Carmilla isn't as good a villain as Dracula
Had me laugh more than expected 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Wasn't it modeled after the archetypes of the four wizards that founded the school? (Idk I didn't read the books)
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His reflection looks more like Loki than he does lmao 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Never really been into Tom Hiddleston, but scruffy dad Tom is kinda doin' it for me
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Quality over price 2 comments
When you have an actual government 24 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
...who wrote something like 70 pages of manifesto outlining exactly what he wanted and why
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My Halloween mask this year 5 comments
Just some dudes who went to the Moon 6 comments