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the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Both of you are piece of shit 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Yes but China's more blatantly malicious about it, so they get to be the bad guy for now

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Obeisant harmonious Salamander 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Yeah yeah nobody likes a sore winner

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Obeisant harmonious Salamander 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I admit I read that incorrectly before responding, and after rereading I actually agree with what you're saying, but you're such a self righteous cunt I'd almost rather keep arguing the wrong point just to spite you

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Obeisant harmonious Salamander 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

And you are the stereotypical pretentious foreigner who thinks they've got us all figured out. What's your point? Where did you get the idea that I think we have anything even approaching socialism, or that I want that?

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Obeisant harmonious Salamander 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Ah yes, communist socialism. Worked out so well for the USSR

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Not the most economical death 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Cleaning fee for having to scrape your roasted carcass off the railway

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Obeisant harmonious Salamander 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

"Fuck taxes" is unequivocally the most American sentiment. Carry on patriot

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Stupid people are mildly infuriating 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Basically a synopsis of Chernobyl

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Passage du Gois 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

The causeway to Mont saint michel if anybody's curious

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Yolo Halo 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Of all the tropes in writing, Lucifer turning out to be chill as fuck continues to be my favorite

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Got ya 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

This is putting out serious Halloween energy

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This rainbow python's scales 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

H O L O G R A P H I C S N E K

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Nevermore 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I'm always surprised by how big ravens actually are

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Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Suicidal thoughts hot pocket

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You'll have to provide your real name, email address and some sort of identification 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

VPN usage is gonna skyrocket

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Who knew something so influential to me as a boy would be so relevant to me as a man. 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Beautiful

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Reggie 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Fils-Amii

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Gillette excel 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Bro NSFW

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History in flames 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Thankfully it sounds like the damage isn't as severe as they had first feared

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kool 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Lots of blind cats live perfectly happy lives, I don't see why he/she'd be any different

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kool 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Skeletor's cat

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We can go bouth ways 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Sometimes they're for assholes

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I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Not really, I don't want to dump my issues on my friends and my family has that old school "suck it up til you die" mentality. Thanks though

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One was done for Tokyo and proved that the subway system was well designed 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Now do it with a topo map and see how it changes

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Unionized 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Oh shit I just now saw the URLs. My account predates this post, so I am the most average Gatsby, all others are imitations

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