I'd argue that the difference is in marketing. Groups like everytown make their money running ads that capitalize on the tragedy and scare people into donating. And while I won't argue that shootings drive gun and ammunition sales through the roof, you can't tell me that running an ad campaign on the backs of murdered families isn't the most unashamedly slimy thing you can think of.

That's a consequence of politics not shootings

Yeah! I dont know how many times I've watched the goonies and never made that connection

Coke zero is a solid 85% nightmares

Tactile keyboard?

Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy

I googled it and one of the pics that came up was a gang of them apparently trying to steal and/or molest a traffic cone, so your story checks out

Big ol' rock

Bondagestick cucumberstache is an odd name, but not necessarily posh