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Good for him 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

The original article says he fell backwards onto a PTO shaft

If you don't understand this, we can't be friends 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Sadly yes...But he lived!

Nothing about the process is easy, and hasn't been for decades 27 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

@guest_ @lordhab yeah I guess now that I think of it the only reason it seems like a hassle to me is because my county is rural as shit and everything is done in hard copy. There is a waiting period though unless you go to the sheriff's office and get it done beforehand

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Dog time 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

That's an excellent dog

Use bing Not google 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

As bad as the nazis are, the G4 is an objectively bad ass buggy. A 6 wheeled, straight 8 powered off road touring car I mean come on

A woman in Wiesbaden (Germany) used the wrong fuel for her car and tried to remove it 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

With a wet/dry vac probably

This is true 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Come to find out they had a particular fondness for paperclips

Laughs in A-10 warthog 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Being turned into meat confetti by the angel of destruction would be an acceptably cool way to die

Classic 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

This should be a good thing 19 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I have my problems with China, but I have a bigger problem with man-made extinctions

The avengers before it was cool 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Avengers AU where Hawkeye is the coolest member

Bel-air High 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

My HS was [REDACTED]. sorry my graduating class was super small, and it wouldn't take much to figure out who I am, along with the fact that I've told you guys some things I dont want people here to know

Nothing here. (91284930) 50 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Nothing here. (91284930) 50 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Used my jedi powers and office fixtures to wage war against my former co-workers

You can’t handle the truth 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

And ev'rywhere I go

This won the internet for me today 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

For sure, I was just kinda being a shithead. Lots of cartridges share a similar or even identical bore size all the while being completely dissimilar in ballistics.

This won the internet for me today 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I mean 9mm is just a .38 caliber round in a shorter case, but whatever

11/9* for those who doesnt get it 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Not even slightly comparable

I hope that the poor horse gets better from its legs disease 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Poor critters got the bends

Stay in school 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

For as much as the older generations didn't like gay people they sure shoved a bunch of shit up people's asses