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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

All the ancillary disney stuff is pretty nice, but I won't give them a pass for the UI. Netflix I can understand because they were one of the first to do a streaming platform, but Disney is late to the party and has more money than God, so there's no reason they couldn't bring something decent to launch

orlly? 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

As a kinda sorta abuse... survivor I guess? (I don't like using that word) I can confirm I'm 110% all fucked up

Please Don't Yell 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

Time to use a new email 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

My cell service came with a year. My review is as follows: The mandalorian is a dope space western, the UI blows donkey dick, being able to watch all the star wars shit is kinda nice, otherwise not a service I'll be paying for

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Just so everyone is clear regarding the process 133 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

And with a republican majority in the Senate it's really unlikely that he'll actually be impeached

Credit goes to @buttcheeckswizard on twitter 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I mean Darling In The Franxx is an extreme example, but that whole deal is largely metaphoric

In case you haven't seen this already - A Braille edition of Uno 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I'd wager anybody who'd benefit from this hasn't seen it

If more stores had this policy, retail employees would be happier 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Me?

RIP speed hamster 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I like to think I'm not a horrible person, but that made me laugh harder than I'd like

Anyone get it? 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Where beer does flow and men chunder?

@brainyrs 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Yeah I was gonna say why's the gadsden flag always used as a white supremacist thing in comics? Otherwise very wholesome

This made me laugh for a few minutes! 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

The Boomba

Oh no, not Florida Man 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

In his Florida van

None shall escape 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

T H E O B E L I S K

Mental illness is pretty 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I'm in this picture and I dont like it

We don't talk much about the goose 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Since this was apparently posted by the Nebraska HS, and I myself am a resident of the best state that colorado won't stop fucking up, I'll take it upon myself to break down our resident fauna
Raccoons- cute trash diggers who can't stay off the road to save their own skin (literally)
Possums- clean friends who eat ticks, but have the same problem as the raccoons in that they are irredeemably attracted to highways
Squirrels- tree dwelling crack fiends who absolutely will drop shit on your car
Owls- benign yard decorations, will control rodents and provide ambiance
Geese- Geese
Deer- delicious highway kamikazes

...All around him are familiar faces 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Fantastic

Lowest effective dose (led) 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

The problem around here is guys mounting trail lights on their brushbangers and wiring them directly into the fucking headlight switch

Are you ready to be sad? I sure wasn't 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

As the caretaker of two raggedy black shelter cats I felt the same way

Are you ready to be sad? I sure wasn't 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Also people who swerve to hit animals should be hanged. Just sayin'