The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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What would you guys wish for 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 18 weeks ago
Provided that your wishes are for a new engine
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R stands for really fast 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 18 weeks ago
Fake car guy. Everybody knows R is for rapido since manuals all come from Italy
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This would make me so happy 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 19 weeks ago
I'm down, but they have to bring back Peter Stormare as lucifer also
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Flirting 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 19 weeks ago
Ya just posting mirrors now?
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Imagine you come across this guy 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 20 weeks ago
The one true Florida man shall challenge him to a game of beerpong, in a bid to win freedom from death's dogged pursuit
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Hol' the f**k up 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 20 weeks ago
Thats a soviet tank
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Asking the real questions 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 20 weeks ago
Obviously you rail some booger sugar and chill with the rats to the dulcet tones of John Coltrane
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Potato, potahto 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 20 weeks ago
Sweet and sour sicken
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Choose your Tony 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 20 weeks ago
SpongeBob and dragon ball ones cursed as hell
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Sergej approve 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
Or going to the party and having a real good time
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This sign was probably not designed by an engineer 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
No actually thats spot on. There's always one cog fucking everything up
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This is heartwarming 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
Maybe I'm just a cynic, but this sounds fake as hell
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Honey get the camera 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
You're not wrong
Honey get the camera 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
Not just dads, but midwesterners in general. Twisters are like bug zappers to us for some fuckin reason
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The danger of bending over in front of a large cat 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 21 weeks ago
The dangerous intersect of things that want to bite your ass and things that can fit your whole ass cheek in their mouth
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Someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
*lowers microphone* Dude I'm doing a bit
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This right here, is a big Mood 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
I'm glad to see DeNiro and Pacino laughing, I dont know I could handle them being wrapped up in it
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Someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
Hello and welcome back to another round of "crime writer or serial killer". With us today is @notsocool. Mr/Ms cool, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
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Happy birthday Rubble 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
Rubble looks exactly how you would expect a 30yr old cat to look like
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They did make good music though 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
Their songs are all either A- talking out their problems, B- banging out their problems, or C- Rhiannon
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Not anymore 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
Not to worry, we've got our top man on it
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How many males feel we need this? 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 22 weeks ago
All I can see happening is you rest your hog in the weiner groove just to have the piss ricochet off the back of the sink and onto your shirt
Ready for anything 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 23 weeks ago
Rolling a seduction check. If you fail the check you get got
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Date him THEN Eat him 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 23 weeks ago
Are you, in fact, a praying mantis?
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Weed is life! 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 23 weeks ago
Aw hell yeah
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