the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Sudden death skeet shooting
What would you guys wish for 3 comments
R stands for really fast 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Fake car guy. Everybody knows R is for rapido since manuals all come from Italy
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This would make me so happy 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
I'm down, but they have to bring back Peter Stormare as lucifer also
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Imagine you come across this guy 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
The one true Florida man shall challenge him to a game of beerpong, in a bid to win freedom from death's dogged pursuit
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Asking the real questions 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Obviously you rail some booger sugar and chill with the rats to the dulcet tones of John Coltrane
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Choose your Tony 8 comments
Sergej approve 7 comments
This sign was probably not designed by an engineer 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
No actually thats spot on. There's always one cog fucking everything up
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This is heartwarming 5 comments
Honey get the camera 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Not just dads, but midwesterners in general. Twisters are like bug zappers to us for some fuckin reason
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The danger of bending over in front of a large cat 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
The dangerous intersect of things that want to bite your ass and things that can fit your whole ass cheek in their mouth
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This right here, is a big Mood 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
I'm glad to see DeNiro and Pacino laughing, I dont know I could handle them being wrapped up in it
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Someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Hello and welcome back to another round of "crime writer or serial killer". With us today is @notsocool. Mr/Ms cool, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
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Edited 4 years ago
Happy birthday Rubble 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Rubble looks exactly how you would expect a 30yr old cat to look like
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They did make good music though 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Their songs are all either A- talking out their problems, B- banging out their problems, or C- Rhiannon
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How many males feel we need this? 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
All I can see happening is you rest your hog in the weiner groove just to have the piss ricochet off the back of the sink and onto your shirt
Ready for anything 3 comments
Date him THEN Eat him 9 comments