thealmightyhobbit


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Loosey toothy 2 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
That shark looks SO concerned.
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UH 14 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Rendevouz with Rama, ANYONE?
You must use all of your dirtiness to understand this joke..... 13 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
I read the title and was like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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The Internet right now 11 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
And it's the most beautiful thing! C'mon, this is a huge milestone, let us celebrate it properly!
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-A Liar 6 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
"I'm very enthusiastic about kale" - Misha Collins.
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Does this even need words? 6 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Well, I wouldn't mind an explanation ...
Mystery solved 16 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
I wonder if she's happy with her body?
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Toasty 2 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
"May the stories of this night never be forgotten, as none of us will remember what really happened." - A friend.
"NOW BRING OUT THE DICK CAKE!" - A more awesome friend.
(For your information, we did have a cake with a gigant dick on it)
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In case you didn't know already: The Swedes are crazy 9 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
It's not entirely uncommon to find the word "ollad" scribbled in pencil with an arrow to a door handle or elevator button. (Which means that someone wants you to know they rubbed their penis on it.) You are always pretty sure there's never been an actual penis on that door handle. But still, let's try the other door.
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In case you didn't know already: The Swedes are crazy 9 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
We also have a word for crying while masturbating (gråtrunka) and one for rubbing the top of your penis on something (olla). Yup, we are totally, completely nuts.
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Kayne West doing his Kanye Best 64 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
This is Kanye West at his Kanye Best.
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How to adult 8 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Is that Mark Sheehan from The Script?
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The drunk dog trick 7 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Money well spent.
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Be better if it was pie 6 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Imagine what those family reunions would be like...
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Technically..... 6 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Gaping holes in vital organs don't kill people - Massive blood loss kills people.
They want to create a real dinosaur 35 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Four movies. We literally have four movies to show you that this is an awful idea.
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Walked into work to discover my coworker was upset with her son 6 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Do you want an office war? Because that's how you get an office war.
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Accurate 5 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Nokia users: "Sweet."
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We can rebuild it, we have the technology 8 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
STEAMPUNK. TURTLE.
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Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
*Shows up, cocks gun* Well, well, well, what do we have here?
This one is definitely a keeper 16 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
Me and my crush do that when we play games... Except for Mario Kart. There is no time for cuddles in Mario Kart.
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Poor dogs #stopyulin2015 :( 87 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
What's the festival about?
Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
I for one think that a woman is a woman, and what's between her legs is her business only. But hey, I'm here to have fun, not start a fight!
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Anyone wanna go to a wedding with me? 27 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
IMAGINE YOUR OTP HOLY SHIT
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daredevil 11 comments
thealmightyhobbit · 9 years ago
My favourite Marvel hero! Also has the best voice and the most awesome lawyer-partner.
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