thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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Check out my new dress 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
And I would drink the hell out of it.
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When life gives you lemon 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I'm a guy and this went through my head. "What would happen if this were two little girls and a bunch of hot dudes?".
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Better to be in prison 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I was about to say, I feel like they were sponsored by ikea
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Forever loading... 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Thank you
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Trick or what? 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*roundhouse kicks kid in the face*
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Alright estonia, here I come 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*packs bags* "I'M GOING TO ESTONIA!"
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Why Google is better than Bing 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Googles success is because of their page rank system. At one point they copied Google but were caught so they had to change it.
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I hope this makes you think.. 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Life is always about the next step, as depressing as it may seem, a lot of people forget how they lived a long life filled with memories. I personally dont mind this, I just look at death as the next step.
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Am I the only one? 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
No regrets
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The proper way to pay debts 19 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
And that's coming from kanye west.
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How do draw a zebra 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Never realized its that easy
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'Murica 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Because you can't show it on social media.
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The atmosphere at the protests in Hong Kong is incredible 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
When China originally took over Hong Kong, they promised to allow them to have their freedoms and all, but every year since, they've been putting on more restrictions and after a while the people there got annoyed.
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That's a real sausage 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
This, makes me feel very nervous........
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'Murica 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Srsly, people kept saying, "I wish I lived in Hogwarts.", DOES NOBODY REMEMBER THERE'S NO MUGGLE OBJECTS THAT ARE ALLOWED OR WORKING THERE!? NO WIFI, NO SMARTPHONES, NO FUNSUBSTANCE AND WORST OF ALL, NO PORN! BITCH ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO LAST A YEAR IN HOGWARTS! (Oh and don't forget spiders and danger, everywhere)
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The atmosphere at the protests in Hong Kong is incredible 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I knew it was gonna happen at some point, my dad used to go to China and Hong Kong like three times a year and every year China tried putting on more and more rules onto hong Kong. They finally crossed the line.
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Vegetables 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
That too darn diddly wrong
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heh 71 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Damn straight Norwegiangirl. Damn straight
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heh 71 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I rlly didn't mean to be disrespectful, it really was genuinely shocking though
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Logic 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Naahhhhhhh
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heh 71 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Wait..... There are adults who watch my little pony?
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I give you... Pepperoni pizza cake 19 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*extremely heavy breathing while internally screams*
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Sibling love 24 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I've never actually had any real fights with my brother
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IPhone Vs. Android 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
To the guest, you rlly didn't read my comment. I don't care if the iPhone works perfectly fine or not with its specs. The point is, they're still outdated, and shouldn't be costing as much as they do. And if u want to talk about Ferrari's they're nothing like Iphones. A Ferrari is super fast has a powerful engine meant to give the best speed and performance. Apple if anything is like a smart car. Engines not great, cheap to build, gets smashed out of shape easily and lastly is overpriced.
IPhone Vs. Android 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Nexus 6 is also getting 2k according two rumors and so is the note 4. Oh and one last thing. Making a phone with a bigger display doesn't do anything, the reason Samsung was so successfully was because they made it different, and packed features that take advantage of the phones size. Apple just made an oversized iPhone.