Yes. I would love your help shadow.

*sighs* Okaaay.

*evil laughter*

Hm. I guess the afterlife isn't like South Park thought it would be then. Not exactly at least.

I don't have one.

Well when you die you come on down. We would love to have you.

Sorry I used the wrong pronoun Satan. I could never torture all these souls if it weren't for you. *hugs satan* also, let's see I abagofpotatoes is right. Are you gay?

But I wanna torture someone's soul!

Hey mine too! Have you ever considered working for hell?

But soul torture is fun

I know it's too fabulous

Yep. If Hell is frozen then there is no place I torture them with fire.

You must be cold here have a blanket hell *gives hell a warm blanket* c'mon warm up and we will get back to torturing souls.

All hell is frozen and there are pigs flying stop now it's really cold down here

Lucifer is a whinny angel with daddy problems. He couldn't hurt me no matter how hard he tried. His arrogance fools him. The thought of him trying to torture me makes me laugh uncontrollably. The silly child is running around saying those who oppose him shall perish. It's hilarious.

I will torture you for eternity

Excuse me but last time I checked I was done with name lucifer you little imposter

*hugs pebble* at least someone cares about the devil

But nobody ever hugs me.

It's hot as *dramatic pause* hell.

Well this is awkward