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What if 52 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Take out student loans like the rest of us, unlike us you'll have no problem paying it back after you find the cure
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The future is here 9 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
They should make it out of that sticky fly paper to leave no doubt as to who runs the red light
Some interesting random facts 17 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Not as sad as Sean Bean, but I thought the percentage would be much higher to be honest
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meow 4 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I'm stealing this idea, although I have two cats so it will have a more competitive edge
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Recoil of a 12 gauge from hell 10 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
That will happen with any shotgun or rifle if you aren't holding it correctly, which clearly he is not
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I will never be bored again 22 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
"Black people" :)
Straight outta logic 65 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I got a giggle.. The truth is funny sometimes
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That is a tortoise you dolt 17 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Maybe you don't realize but there are more than one type of turtle in this world
That is a tortoise you dolt 17 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Still don't think tortoises have claws
That is a tortoise you dolt 17 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Certainly looks more like a turtle than tortoise, it has webbed feet not rounded stumps but hey I must be a dolt too then
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The R fell off from a store in the middle of town 5 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I'm thinking business is picking up
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Hetalians know this country 15 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
No it's not it's an independent unrecognized self declared state
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The most important places in each American state 46 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
The most important place in your state is a six flags?
You know, for when shits hit the fan 36 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
None of the above.. CIA deals in international info.. NSA I security agency, however trump is private civilian.. Answer most likely is FBI
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So peple like organic food 22 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Let that sink in people it has 100% MORTALITY RATE.. Do not let big business get away with this
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So peple like organic food 22 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
No I've been wasting all my money on this sham they call organic.. We need to start a petition.. No more dangerous di hydrogen monoxide!
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Bill Nye is officially my hero (warning foul language) 18 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I stopped believing bill bye said this in the first sentence when he called whoever "retarded" I highly doubt he would use that word
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This woman won a toy Yoda, not a Toyota for a radio contest 12 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
For working at a hooters, she seems er, um unqualified
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Cue maniacal laughter 11 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
This is amazing
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Double standards 30 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Legally I would believe it but my argument is more morally.. Like you are going to ruin somebody's life because you woke up and realized you made a mistake.. Then you shouldn't drink
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Double standards 30 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
And I should say I'm a dude but I've never woken up with somebody and not remembered who they were, like unless you were drugged then it's on you in my opinion you can't pin your recklessness and lack of limits on anybody else
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Double standards 30 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I've never been blackout drunk even once and only a few times to the point where I shouldn't be driving or had hard time walking straight but even in those times I didnt do something that would be so out of character like I maybe was goofy and didn't have the best decision making but I was still of sound mind if any of that makes sense so I guess I can't relate to people using that as an excuse
Double standards 30 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Apparently it depends whether you are a man or woman
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I want this coca cola glass, so badly 21 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Get out from under there.. And stay away from my magazines!
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This alphabet is completely symmetrical 14 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Yea for like a teacher or a writer or a butcher
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