Smoooooth.

I keep telling myself that but I'm considering therapy.

And the house is white, perfect! I'll have a great time drawing all over that house.

Those are some really large hands if those are the new extra tall size.

Homo Sapiens, learnt it in grade 5 and used it ever since.
Me: "Guys...I'm a Homo.... Sapien."
Everyone else: *spits out their drinks*
Me: "Well I'm human aren't I? Look
up the definition."

I'd rather Drake Bell toilet paper.

Parenting done right.

Then how are you supposed to actually put files, documents etc on the USB?

That was.... Melodic!

"NO TREE! PLEASE I BEG YOU!"
*tree rapes you anyway*
"NO! WHY!"

I've had a few of those... Most of them I'd just been like "MOTHERF*CKERS WELCOME ME!"

I heard trombones are all the rage there's days.
Especially as hats.

And possibly, most dangerous. I can just imagine the snap of those guys backs... Ouch.

B-but.... *stares off into space for a good year and a half*

*cries*

Oh em gi! I like, totes just got a mansion worth $1 mil and it like, doesn't come with the beach it's on.
It's like, so unfair!

They do say good things come from accidents, like my younger brother for example.

Hehe, I have been to Giza and I have touched the pyramids and they are in fact, far apart.