Did you buy the top one on amazon?

Me coming on the ladies a little too strong. 'Hey baby! Come back! I'm just gettin' started!'

hahaha 'ZING!'

At least we know it wasnt because of alcohol.

Wouldnt the steed be natures noble steed?

*BULLSHIT! haha It's on my bucket list for sure!

My sides hurt from laughing at this so hard. #Lordly problems

Do you even lift?

I still like the priciple of it. Maybe the server will catch the hint.

And so glad the comments arent trolls in this instance. I'd figured the whole thing was a ruse.

I love it when people play along

Nailed it. I doubt most want to have the real conversation.

Sounds like satire to me...

I still feel like Im missing something...

Here's to hoping I find the exception!

To the window...to the wall...

I thought about taking my g/f there but its 500 bucks a night which I might even be able to swing if the reviews werent awful. Such a shame to ruin a place like that with apalling service.

What a jack-ass... and kind of a bitch!

I've been in that exact same predicament.

Arlington Road