Kevin!

I've tried to make a habit of asking people who say they're 'okay,' 'How are you really?' As long as it's in context, of course.

Seems staged. Still quite comical though.

Well, that escalated quickly!

After seeing the post of the guys cutting a guy in half, I'm relievex humanity can enjoy the simpler things such as this.

He's clearly not on the table though.

I've always wondered if anyone I've lived with in the past 15 years has walked in on me with a raging morner' and simply walked back out and never mentioned it.

Looks like a Costco intervention is on the horizon...

I can vouch for that! About to start again ten years later with a properly developed sense of discipline.

mosquitos

This is making me have chest pains.

Seems sexual

LIMBO! How low can you go!?

The good get better and the bad get worse.

How do we know this is a look of enjoyment and not pure terror?

Is this the new QWOP prototype?

That's one lemon of a lemon.

I'm not saying eugenics. But...eugenics. Procreation-card voided.

Those eyes say "THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!?"

- "Is it on?" - "I don't think so." - "What's that warm humming sound?"

I just know I'd wreck my teeth/head on the rim of that on a daily basis.

Looks like an infomercial for squeeze bottle ketchup. "You tap, but it flaps! You shake, but it breaks!"

We already have these in the u.s.. They're called 'Tostidos Scoops' and they are better than the spoon design because they can hold more dip and are less likely to break.

Or it's a troll. I tend to think morons are just trolling. Leaves me with just a little faith left in humanity.

*The last mistake.