Quit touching yourself 17 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Why... why did he keep it??
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Because batman is batman 14 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
It would be too cliche for batman to win, but I imagine they'll do it. However, if the movie just ends up being superman smashing batman into the ground and then the credits roll, I will laugh my ass off.
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Only jewsubstance will understand. It's true 13 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Yeah it's pretty much their entire history. The holocaust was just the most recent, and probably the worst.
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The already have identity issues 8 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Yeah I'm still picturing catfish (the actual fish) impersonating agents of the law.
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Britain v. America 31 comments
That's Their Car Now 12 comments
Ssshhh don't tell him 23 comments
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
That beef 10 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
::calls Trump's business up::
"Yes, I'm an old friend of Donald. I'd like to talk to him."
::they transfer the call::
"Donald! My man! I was wondering if you would like to get lunch? Just the two of us to talk about a business deal? In Mexico?"
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"Yes, I'm an old friend of Donald. I'd like to talk to him."
::they transfer the call::
"Donald! My man! I was wondering if you would like to get lunch? Just the two of us to talk about a business deal? In Mexico?"
Mr Rogers is Disapointed 5 comments
This is perfect 5 comments
You can theoretically drink more than a gallon of soda during a movie 15 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
However, with the amount of ice they give you, you're only actually getting a teaspoon.
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I am doing nothing 2 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Seriously. But I've typically just started saying I'm busy and hoping they don't ask what specifically I'm doing.
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