I really wanted to start jogging, but I hate it too much

Being disgustingly obese is more of a predator deterrent anyway

We still are food. It's just called "cannibalism" or "bad luck"

Advice to OP: Give jogging a try :) it'll be tough at first but you'll really start to like it when you hit that runner's high. Plus, it's better than being unhealthy right?

I find it really calming. I mean, I can barely run a mile, but it works for me.

Jogging sucks, but the feeling after pushing yourself to your limit is fucking amazing

where's the comma?

Running is great. Of course it's going to suck if you only do it once a month, but if you start small and keep it up, it'll get much better.