This is the kind of forward thinking we need today.

*That moment when you realize you are AWESOME!!!

That bear is walking away at the end like, "Dammit guys. I wasn't stuck. I was comfy and now I gotta go find a new spot."

That's how I read it.

I'm gonna go touch some people.

Why were they taking a picture from that angle to begin with?

Both.

How the fuck is no one asking how the fuck someone stole an entire beach??

You ask this as if it's something I wouldn't have done for years.

Do you like bacon?

Not that I agree with trump. Because I don't. But this isn't really much of an argument against him. It's two completely different scenarios and completely unrelated.

Which voice should I be focusing on?

You have stared death in the face.

Sometimes I just want to watch the world burn.

I have this thought all the time. Women are so lucky.

That's not camouflage. That's a poor girl who got her arms, head, and feet cut off and just left on the floor.

This will be me on December 18.

This is my life in a nutshell.

Who is M?

"I want to make shadow art."
"Oh cool. What do you want to make?"
"Two mice humping each other."