*looks at squid* Huh. Yeah it does. Some freaky Bishop(!)

Awww! :( (Was he diagnosed with polyuria or polydipsia? Those could have been signs of something more serious)

*anime. You would watch that anime. You would read the manga.

Feel free. Never read it myself. (Also please note, I'm only trying to give an accurate comparison of how many characters Shakespeare killed off.)

*covers eyes* Whoa get a room guys! :P

:( That's sad! Future vet/current pet owner here, so I know your pain!

Hey, I'm just saying, he was doing the George R. R. Martin thing before it was cool.
(Although I do agree with you, some of his works *coughRomeoandJulietcough* were a little... Odd...)

Oh I'm so hurt. ;)
I actually do like his writing, though. He was great at turning a phrase, he rivals JKR at killing off characters, and he really knew how to keep the audience laughing.
(...high school English major? :P ^-^)

Wow. That's disturbing.

*gasp* Isn't that cannibalism?

Hey dude, respect the plot device. Even Shakespeare had "foils."

IN FACT JUST BRING ON ALL THE CHINESE DISHES YOU CAN THINK OF
WE'LL BE HAPPY

AND DUCK LO MEIN

DON'T FORGET THE SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN

BRING ON THE EGG ROLLS AND CRAB RANGOON BABY

Not weird. I do too. :)
(If you ever get the chance, get under the hood of a manual '65 Mustang. Sexiest engine ever!)