This "creature" is a big no no for me

If you look at it sideways, it looks like an evil mutated villain wearing a freaky cloak.

"No capes!"

If we reproduced like those things, how many 12-year-old would be having sex?

He's like "Here, go fuck yourself"

The ocean is full of creatures whose bio pages just read "Why would you do that?"

Ehhh actually there's a lot more scarey things in the ocean like goblin sharks there's a jelly fish that will never die from old age a super small lobster (witch is rainbow color

seriously, is that thing attached to that thing? is that a real thing?

At level 100 it evolves into Cthulhu

And I've heard the females are some astronomical number of times larger than the males