Brilliant.
Does this mean you would go hang gliding with me?

To perform the incredible feats required of them, they have to be. It's amazing, what they can do... Shaolin kung fu practitioners are the marvels of the martial arts world.

*grins even more* Well, gee, thanks, that makes me feel kinda special

Or you could do that. *grins* I wouldn't say hanging out with me is better than ruling the world, but it's probably a lot less work...

Heh. That's my girl. Maybe I'll carve you a quarterstaff, and then you can just about rule the world...

Do I even want to ask why you're adept at beating people up with a large stick?

Fair enough. And I have broad shoulders, so you'd have a nice wide target. The impact would be well distributed, too...
Also, thank you for not intending to hit me in the head. I've had one concussion in my life, and that's quite enough... :P

Well, this is true. For sheer pain, the wall was probably worse. But it's a much larger impact with the book... Kind of depends on where you hit me.

*gulps, but stoically refrains from flinching* So be it.

Honestly sounds like something I might do, if my darker instincts were just a bit stronger...
Aren't ordinary people adorable?

*snickers* It is an intimidating thought, certainly, that I will someday be hit repeatedly with this book

It would, wouldn't it... As has been accidentally proven many times

Strangely enough, I do this a little too well, I think... But hey, it makes it all the nicer when I do spend time with people. You, especially.

*hangs head* I'm sorry, dear
I can never really say it enough
But at least I'm here now

*makes comically frantic expression* No no, that wasn't meant to make you cry, I'm sorry

*shakes head* Don't go there, sunflower. I'm here to fight the demons, remember?

*rubs at red watery eyes* MORE OF THIS STUPID BLOODY DUST, WHERE IS IT ALL COMING FROM

Scarily so, really

*sniffs and wipes eyes* Yeah, I'm not crying, it's just all this bloody dust

*grins* So I wasn't the only one who thought this!
I like you already.

Since I am, in fact, a Poptart, I am allowed to say this:
If you want to be healthy, really, just eat something else in the first place.
Poptarts exist to be delicious, not nutritious.

Sorry for the bother, Rosy.

Ah, OK, lovely, a description
Edit: whoa. I can do so much with this

Touché. But I can't design something without knowing some background, it's just how my brain works. If you want, pick... 8 words describing each realm, I can work with that.