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tim_worthy · 4 years ago

"I suppose" fucking kills me for some reason

And when you're in a different city and the store is not the same, MADNESS!!! 6 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

I was just on the phone with my friend the other day blasting this exact thing. "Man, now I don't know where to find the vanilla extract, and they've moved the watermelon to the back, and I have no fucking clue where the milk is anymore!"
I'm not even 20 yet

Uh-huh 63 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

Abortion clinic bombings

This kid's world really did roll him 5 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

I did this shit and got put in the special kids class

Don't dig too deep 8 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

But better than a master of one

Made me giggle 19 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

"haha a funny meme with relevant politics"
*looks down at comment box
"fuck"

Well obviously he- Wait... Huh... 5 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

Bullshit. Everyone knows that a complete analysis of that would be 45+ minutes

This took me 3 days :') 17 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

YAY FLOWERS

You should be proud of yourself. 5 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

Thank you, internet stranger

Here we go again 3 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

"Never aga- wait, shit. NEVER never again, I mean."

How can you tell? 6 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

When I played DnD for the first time a bunch of our guys (in character) were arguing about who had the biggest schlong, and the DM, completely deadpan, said "Alright, roll for dick length on a d4."
Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20

Sounds about right 8 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

In other news: water is slightly moist

Not good with titles 8 comments

tim_worthy · 4 years ago

I am worthy

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