Or, I AM all of those things, and that's what makes me an ordinary person

To respawn you need to be on good terms with the moderator

"That shit is bonkers" gets me wheezing every time

But if you remember it, couldn't you just follow the same steps you did in the past to get the desired result? Would not explaining things upfront change the nature of your relationship and thus ruin the whole point of time travelling? If you were going to do this and probably screw with the timeline anyway, why not go back and stop 9/11 or something? Unless its because you quantum leap back into your own body, in which case, did you kill the previous person you were, the person that would be his wife? Does he now have to kill you, as the future killer of his future wife? What if your intervention gets him killed easier anyway? Also, if 'used all your resources' does that mean that time travel is only for the rich in the future, or did you manage to invent time travel? This raises too many questions, Elli

Why is that profound?

Fuck that, I'm a Morty and proud!

would've been worse if the guy was like "oh yeah the girl I banged yesterday"

She's a robot!

lol I'm taking a climate class rn, we watched the movie and this was like half the comments

Thanks my dude, I needed that

Tbh I thought he was gonna have like an urn or something

The one on the right won't make me cry

damn
they really do be like that tho

why blur the emojis

wait do people eat ivory

She only wants him for his body

"Alright, our ride is a 2005 Frontier Nissan."
"Uh...o...kay?"
"It's a big white truck."
"OH"