TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
I post occasionally 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Reddit points. Imagine if every you upvote you got on a post or comment went to a cumulative pool on your profile. It's more-or-less that.
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Killers! 16 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
idk man, he's got a chainsaw. Those can fuck things up.
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Imagine driving late at night with that mask on the passenger seat. Suddenly you see her 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
She's following you, about 30 feet back. She slams on the gas and shifts into 4th gear- She's GAINING on you!
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Imagine driving late at night with that mask on the passenger seat. Suddenly you see her 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
My brain followed the title up with a hushed "Shia Labeouf".
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I named my cat garbage 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It really is hella sweetie.
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Litty 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
lmao, dunk ass nary knows his chowder. YEET.
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From the 2019 Halloween Collection #10 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You couldn't scrape enough meat out of me to make even half a meal, and my bones are reinforced with daily milk.
I'd like to see you try.
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Strange power 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
>"pill"
>it's an injection
Wait a minute.
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Go ! 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Found it in record speed. You can not keep me from the good boi.
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Back when doctor who wasnt sjw garbage every 12 seconds 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
9 10 and 11 are The Trio, 12 is the old man next door who's beginning to go senile, and 13 is the overly sweet neighbor that you can't really say DOESN'T do dark rituals in their basement for Zodiac Politics.
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The one true gender 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
same
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Be prepared, peasants 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Modded would like a word with you.
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Welcome to the madhouse 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
What is Leto doing here?
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Tbh, I always borrowed my neighbor’s rubber to do this 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
If you don't make a smiley face you're doing it wrong.
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Only big brains will understand 13 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This assumes that the universe has a unanimous frame of reference, doesn't it? Wouldn't that violate the idea that all motion is relative?
Surely a time machine would simply act in reference to the nearest most prevalent source of gravity. On Earth that would *be* the earth.
"I'm not like other girls" 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
She's probably mare-ied.
Technology 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Wave dashing.
Technology 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"I have superior technology."
"You are oscillation speeding."
"Superior."
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Give me your best Ernie and Bert memes 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I'll post one when my phone finally gets signal in like, 3 hours from now.
Its and albany panel 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Creative, a 4 panel meme that ISN'T loss.
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Just spreading some positivity 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I don't get the ketchup one. Like, is the amount of cubes stack up next to it in reference to the little cup or the entire bottle? It's probably the entire bottle, all things considered, but I'm just being stupid.
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Everytime I look it makes me laugh. 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
FU- FLACK
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Except more industrious 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Why did "Zoomers" even start. Why is that what it's called?
Everytime I look it makes me laugh. 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Every time I look this makes me laugh.
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Marbles are dangerous 12 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Can confirm, I was the sneeze.
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