Imagine using your breath to attack bu then getting too distracted popping the bubbles it produces to actually fight.

I like this one a lot.

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"Are you screen cheating?" they ask, looking out of the corner of their eye at your screen and seeing some practised moments. You're not guessing at each turn, you seem too confident in your path.

"Of course not," you reply, watching their character out of the corner of your eye and seeing them trained hard on the door you were planning on entering through. There are 3 other doors in that room, yet they seem confident in defending that particular one.

Listen, I'm technically gen z. I don't deserve this.

I know it's 12, but a portion of my brain went: "Bill Nye?"

We don't know the specifics in making a horcrux. Maybe it required the use of Avada Kedavra? We see that wands can sorta, store their uses in a type of memory when he and harry duel in the grave yard in Goblet of Fire and all of Voldemort's kills pop out as seudo-ghosts. For all we know, that memory is important in the process.

Swirlie.

That's how rosebud works.

It's still the 31st where i am, therefore you have violated the prank law.

I thought the pretzel was a trumpet at first. Now I'm disappointed.

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Funsub's box goes silver and says "HERE WERE DRAGONS" in sharpee.

5'9, yeah. I know because I am.

If it's stupid and it works, it'll be hard to forget.

If you can afford to fuck around in dangerous situations, you're a force to be feared.

I get the joke, but that's not how it was decided to work.

Super spaghetti, when you break it in half an infinite number of times to get exponentially smaller pieces to fit on your 12-plack sized plate.