TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
Please buy them 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Are those the whirrly WHOOSH tubes??
NerdSubstance 26 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I'm sure you don't have to imagine having something you care about so deeply that you can rant about it for hours.
But I do.
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Lisa u ain't cool :( 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This is why quotation marks exist.
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He shall have his revenge 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Did you just smack me with half a comment?"
*platypus noises 3x combo*
He shall have his revenge 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*POW*

"Perry! How did you get out of my half-trap?"
*platypus noises again*
"Oh."
"You know, in hindsight that's a pretty glaring issue with the desi-OOF!"
Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It saw your lack of attention for the topic and like all toxic friends, decided to do it for you.
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Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Yo mama's so fat facial recognition software fails.
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Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Please, show me your email or text you when I'm inevitably thoughts of a restaurant.
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Welcoming the new family member 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Same
Furrys are everywhere 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Title doesn't understand how plural words work.
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He shall have his revenge 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*platypus noises*

"Oh, right..."
"I will finally be able to take over half of the Tri-State Ar- you know it just doesn't have the same ring to it."
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Easter eggs,!!! 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
On this train, you can google "Infinity Gauntlet" then click the icon on the right to have the google result get snapped in half.
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please, the keyboard emotes are MUCH better 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
If you or a loved one suffers from frail, shrinky katakana, this life-changing medical procedur-
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That's sweet 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The artifacting on this image though.
The most unlikely rivals, are often the most entertaining 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You duplicated the word water, 10 yard penalty.

Catholic Seeds against Melonless Water
The most unlikely rivals, are often the most entertaining 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Catholic Water Seeds against Less Melons.
Nice try Terminator 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Are we supposed to read this left to right, or top to bottom?

Also this made me think of how fucking wack Japanese or Chinese captchas would be if they used the native characters.
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You may be entitled to zero financial compensation! 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Is tarted reading this in the "If you or a loved one had been diagnosed with mesothelioma-" voice, read further and was like 'Wait no', read EVEN further and was like 'Oh wait, yes'.
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The most unlikely rivals, are often the most entertaining 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Seedless Catholic Melons against Water.
@catfluff next to me 28 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I flitter in and out of the list, I really don't care about it much. I'm not a competitive person.

I suppose your words don't have as great an impact when your name reads like an edgy 13 year old wanted to make an xbox 360 gamertag. Also when you just kinda never talk, that'll do it too.
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@catfluff next to me 28 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I can't believe it.. I'm....

I'm on the list!!
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Open the nearest book to find what awaits you today 15 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It did say "book" not "Novel".
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Welcoming the new family member 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
My brain skipped over the goat part and I scrolled down to wonder why you were keeping the baby in a shack barn.
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Open the nearest book to find what awaits you today 15 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Unless you wanna count that short blurb that they place judt above the chapter. In which case it's "Ukelele song?"
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Open the nearest book to find what awaits you today 15 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Trials of Apollo: The Tyrant's Tomb. Very beginning of Chapter 4.

" 'Oh,' Don said in a small voice."
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