You may be entitled to zero financial compensation!

lmao

Is tarted reading this in the "If you or a loved one had been diagnosed with mesothelioma-" voice, read further and was like 'Wait no', read EVEN further and was like 'Oh wait, yes'.

Yes, you cannot go inside a store without social distancing..
but you can gather in thousands for a protest... Corona is PC

They got me in the first half, not gonna lie

No, Money Down!