TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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Anon is really gay 4 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Anon1: "Not trans or anything but.. I've always wanted to wear a wedding dress. It's been my dream to walk down the aisle in a nice beautiful dress.. what does that say about me?"

Anon2: "It means you're really gay."
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Rawr 3 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Fanta Sink
Dad's Eye Color 2 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
He could be tired or stressed. Drugs are not thr only cause of redness in eyes.
Also it's literally veiny. Important to note that the kid is capable of filling in completely if you look at the blue part.
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Bro dont fall into the agonizing viet cong death trap bro thats kinda cringe bro 5 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Decribing a lethal and often poisoned trap as 'cringe-worthy' feels a touch off base.
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
I wanted to say more people, but in favour of not overwhelming all the people who end up getting shoved into one meat suit together while I fracture across reality, I narrowed it to 6.
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
"Switch lives with your best friend." is problematic considering I have about 6 best friends.
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Rawr 3 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
If someone told me this my first thought is to panic, then reply "Very dinosaur?"
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carerrot 3 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Depends on the mass of the carrot and the way it's falling. But ey, fair enough.
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No wonder I'm retarded 7 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
The brain is closer to fat than meat, but go off ig
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Don't judge me 13 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
The C R O P P I N G - T O O L
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Jesus died for your rims 6 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Only this car can run down Demons.
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B O L T all day 2 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
We're just skipping over "Die" then?
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Would love to see this 6 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Images you can hear:
Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
I don't know how trustworthy it is, but the grapevine told me that this guy used to tie up slaves and throw them into the harbor. The protesters thought it fair to see the same done to him, and even bound the statue's legs like that would do anything.
Take it with some salt, I didn't get to multi-source this one yet.
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Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
The people that fished it back up not the protesters that yeeted it, for clarification.
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Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
They spent a lot of money fishing this back up again to put it in a museum. Pricks.
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Off you roll! 7 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Checker Dance intensifies
FunSub Friend Appreciation 146 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Thank you Guest_, it's nice to see my name around. I wouldn't have been surprised if it hadn't though, as I haven't been the most active as of recent.
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Poor Anthony 84 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
You thought it was a Mario reference, but IT WAS ME, DARO!
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Poor Anthony 84 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Hely, or Noly.
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Get off 4chan Juno 5 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Beastars, I think.
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Boot straps 16 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
We've officially reached the Backrooms.
Hard temporary dysfunctional Okapi 7 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
r.
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Boot straps 16 comments
timebender25 · 6 weeks ago
Wal-Mart Cashier: "Why are you emptying a jar of beetles onto the floor."
Me: "Manipulating RNG so I can Wrongwarp to Ganon."
Cashier: "Might as well."
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