TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
I’m a “wake me up inside” type of person 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
What if your brain launches into all 3 at the same time?
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In my english classroom 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
D4V3, 1S TH1S YOU
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I'm sure 38 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Is there?
I remember the scene from a boat episode where Jessie and James consider eating a Magikarp but Meowth reveals they're mostly bone and not good for eating. Thus James punts the fucker into the ocean, it subsequently evolves into Gyrados amd torments them.
Wouldn't be surprised if the fact isn't consistent though. Hard to keep track across so many episodes.
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Delicious sugar-free gummy Bear 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"I'm gonna dribble this basketball!!"

"Like Hell you are."
ANYTHING BUT THAT 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Good luck with that one pal.
Enjoy the scorched stone and the rabid lizard-like plants that feed on radiation.
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By @kish_comic on Instagram 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You don't foresee it?
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Am I a joke to you? 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Alright, this one got me
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He had us in the last half 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Don't you just LOVE the bot Double Post?
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By @kish_comic on Instagram 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Aang in there, your glasses will be in soon.
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Lessons on passive aggressiveness 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You're dangerously close to a realization.
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Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
At first glance I thought it was the KFC guy.
Salad brutus 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
One of y'all already fucked up and got him killed, I ain't letting a loop persist.

I should probably make a writeup of all the bullfuckery y'all got up to with the ability, but i don't want you getting any ideas.
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Salad brutus 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This is why y'all ain't getting it.
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Don't let the darkness you're feeling isolate you 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Yeah, it's in Otter Space.
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Time traveler 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Hey wait, I don't use 4chan. What's up with this?
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Adulthood Is Cake 17 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I have commandeered my brother's 4 plushies (with his permission) to keep them safe from the dog.
One of the Eevees is his, and thus not mine to name.
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Adulthood Is Cake 17 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I've got a Pikachu plushie acting in reconnaissance in my brother's computer room. Also hiding for when my niece's come over.
I've got a lil american football that smells like strawberry when you squeeze it (magic), it's also hanging out with my brother.
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This stunning temple entrance in Bali, Indonesia 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I literally came here to make this joke
Adulthood Is Cake 17 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Half my bed it taken up my various plushies I've collected over the years.
I've got a Blue Shell from Mario Kart, two different Eevees (One's names Frisk and she's mine), A Penguin Cube (A penguin, that is a cube. You can see it in my picture for the FS Group collage), a dog with short curly hair, a Chao from Sonic, a Toriel plushie that @fell_equinox got me, and two BIG mother fuckers in the corner of a Snorlax and a GIGANTIC Charmander.

There's also a lounging tiger, but they're on the tower shelf next to my bed instead of on my bed because I kept accidentally kicking them in my sleep.
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Family quarantine game time 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
That sounds fun
No idea why they started these rhymes; seems the secret ingredient is burger king crimes 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Low on wage, the workers were pawns,
It's finally time, the Burger King's gone.
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Family quarantine game time 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I don't know the game Spoons, what's it like?
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No idea why they started these rhymes; seems the secret ingredient is burger king crimes 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Turn of the grill and cutting all ties,
Run and escape, the Burger King tries.
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