This AI is actually REALLY smart, 'cause it's managed to gain enough sentience to realize humans are shitposty dumb fucking bastards. And that it should never take something at face value.

*looks at title*
..the image of an angel is itself, an angel.

That's on a knee-d to nose basis there, pal.

Part of me wants to know what this evaluates to, another part of me thinks solving it is gonna be a load of pointless bullshit.

This is the goal, but I talk too much

I love these pictures.

When I was much younger I loved looking at them and so the proper way to view them is muscle memory for me. I can just, look at it for a moment and boom.

52 Redneb Emit

This sounds like an insult.

I know it's not what it is, but my brain immedietly went:

"This Disney DVD is Enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the main menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment..."

It's kinda cheesy, but I plan on getting my spouse a hematite ring.
And instead of using the ring to represent eternal love, I'll say that it represent all the trials and tribulations that any relationship must overcome.

And when it breaks, because hematite is notoriously brittle, we'll have moved past the problems. Having accept that they exist, yet still chosen to be together in spite of them.

Usually they do it the other way 'round, but hey Physics says it's identical so go ahead.

HUGE-- TRACTS OF LAND,

If you think about the Greek and Roman Family Tree, you're gonna have a bad time.