How about the Pollack on the drywall behind him?

That's Becky

While on the wagon, I once drank 6 small pitchers of water. I got water drunk!

The dummies could have made a right turn and attacked Florida instead.

That guy's shirt and tie would have made a better flag

Whales ejaculate gallons of sperm. Not all of it makes it inside the female. That's why the oceans are so salty.

And they're making Mexico pay for it.

I go to the park when I want a goose

I love it when someone saves the world in one swoop. And he's a star! Wonder what his political views are.

Stayed by a woman who wears heels to make her ass look better

Mexico was already sending over the laborers

I can tell from that magnum condom you dropped

I wonder if her blowjobs felt different?

Be nice if it really worked

She'll be busy enough taking care of Mick and Willie.

Are you paying more for less beer?

Chuck's Ducks and Clucks

When toasted and buttered, even the heels are good!

A fun watch.
Letters to Juliet.
I reunited with a lady after 20 years. Saw this movie with her.
Called her Claire when I wanted her to be " not herself".

The sea glass challenge.

He goes up and meets the fan of Tenacious D, then eats him.

I wonder if the investor is Johnny Dept.

Looks more like their carrying their own shoes.

Let's not forget the Heath care they're taking away from children and the poor.